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The Lascivious Nurse Uniform Diary: Two or Three Times, While I’m WetTodd Bieber deprivation nightmare is finally over.

Justin Bieber cruelly deleted his Instagram account just after welcoming the fluffiest creature mankind has ever known into his life: a "dog" named Todd.

"How are you real?" asked Bieber in a now-deleted Instagram video, speaking for all us. And when Biebs deleted his account, he left us wondering if the cherubic pup was, in fact, just the sweetest dream we had ever known. But now Todd has his own own Instagram account, @ToddThe Stud.

SEE ALSO: Justin Bieber will probably return to Instagram, if he's anything like other celebs

Todd only has one post so far -- a modest introduction. "Hey, it's me, Todd." He's already racked up more than 15,000 followers in just a matter of hours, because look at that face.

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Can you even imagine what Todd cuddles are like? Here's Todd in Bieber's arms, soothing away the sting of this cruel world.

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The world was alerted to Todd Bieber's Instagram presence via his sister, Esther, who is already a social media star. Esther posted a sweet shot of the siblings keeping each other company.

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You can also keep up with Todd by following Sofia Richie on Instagram and Snapchat.

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You can also be assured that Mashablewill keep you up to date on any future Todd Bieber news, as he is the only celebrity that matters in 2016.

Bonus: Doug the Pug lives like Justin Bieber for a day.

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