If sarcasm is Watch Wet Woman in the Wind (2016)the lowest form of wit, then jokes written by small children are most definitely the highest.
Even the briefest of visits to the @KidsWriteJokes Twitter page is glorious proof of this.
SEE ALSO: Grandma accidentally buys a super NSFW book for her granddaughter and it's hilariousThe idea started as the Tumblr page Bad Kids Jokes in 2012, before expanding to Twitter in 2016.
"While I was moderating joke submissions on the website I worked on, I used to send the funniest ones around the office, until someone suggested that more people should see them, and that I should share them somewhere publicly," the account owner, a 33-year-old UK resident who works in social media and runs the @KidsWriteJokes anonymously, told Mashable.
And the public clearly approves. Despite being on Twitter for only 21 months, @KidsWriteJokes already has over 70,000 followers.
The account owner confirmed that all the jokes featured are written by children.
"That's what makes them so brilliant," they said.
From lonely, self-cannibalising bananas to horse's called Jessica, here are 21 of the best...
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