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Your office Secret Santa is The Immediate Stages of the Erotic, or Musical Eroticism Kierkegaardhappening soon and you're wondering how in the hell you got stuck with someone you really just don't like.

You have to give them a gift. But no one ever said it had to be a good one.

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If you're unsure of what to buy (or regift), here are a few ideas for that "special" person in your life:

For the overachiever

They always need some sort of recognition, so why not fill up their ego with a sarcastic ribbon. Congratulations on doing...your job.

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Price:$6.00

For the terrible decision maker

These individuals are constantly unsure about everything: plans, projects, what to have for lunch. So make it easier for them by giving them a plastic product made for children.

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Price:$17.64

For the complainer

Tired of hearing the same complains and someone ruining your work day? Give that person something to write about to keep to, I don't know, themselves.

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Price: $8.00

For the beauty guru

This is for the person that makes work into their fashion show and judges everyone for not being on their level. So, why not give them a fashion statement they can't resist.

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Price: $25.95

For the spoiled brat

A box is the perfect product for them to put all the stuff they thought their Secret Santa was going to give them. (Seriously, there's a $25 limit dude)

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Price:Free

For the problem starter

This is for the person who loves to gossip and talk well, you get the hint from this gift. Since they like starting stuff, this coffee mug can be a great way to show them their attitude is filled with sugar honey ice tea.

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Price:$12.99

For the parenting expert

This person is always giving you parenting advice as if the way you're parenting is terribly wrong. Why not return the favor and express yourself with a handbook entirely for them.

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Price:$18.87

For the you know...

This bag of candy shouldn't have to be explained to the person you're giving it to. It'll be satisfying to see them eat a bag of themselves.

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Price:$12.99

For the sloppy drinker

You can't take this person to happy hour, work functions or even to lunch without them making a fool out of themselves and spilling their whole drink on you. So help them out and give them their very sippy cup. Cheers!

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Price: $8.44

For the neat freak

This person always has everything in top shape and hates anything out of order. So, buying them a glitter bomb will probably freak them TF out. Good job having them clean up after themselves for the rest of the day.

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Price:$9.99

For the complete opposite of a neat freak

They don't wash their hands after using the bathroom or eating. They don't have good personal hygiene, so slipping this on their desk should help the cause for everyone.

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Price:$9.95

For the cheapstake

This is for the person that hates contributing, but is a big fan of IOUs. They're also the same person that doesn't want to go out and waste money, but instead buys everything anyways and wants to split the check evenly. So, since they're all about saving money, this should be perfect.

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Price:$14.99

For the person who drinks up all the coffee

You know who you are. You should be ashamed of yourself. Quit leaving the coffee pot empty and start contributing. This mug will shame you for that last cup you devoured.

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Price:$10.99

For the mansplainer

They never let anyone talk or express themselves at work. It's always their word over everyone else's. He's the ultimate whiner, so this mug can drown all his words into one sarcastic place.

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Price:$10.95

For the lazy S.O.B

They never put 100 percent in their work, more like 25 percent on a good day and on group projects you can forget them pulling their weight. This shirt sums their lifestyle perfectly.

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Price: $11.95

For the latecomers

They're always missing the meetings, deadlines, or both all the time. You can't rely on them to get the work done or even show up to work. They'll probably forget to even unwrap this gift.

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Price:$21.95

For the person you despise the most

Just regift them something from work. Bonus if you grab an item from their work space and wrap it up. Why spend money on that person anyways?

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Price: Free

Look on the bright side of this holiday exchange. It'll be memorable and the lucky individual will hate you even more. So win win.

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