Lock your smartphone screen.
If you don't,Sexy Sisters you might end up accidentally butt dialing an NBC reporter and be overheard saying, "The problem is we need some money."
You might even end up butt dialing the same reporter more than once, as Giuliani reportedly did.
Now that you've taken the elaborate security step of locking your cell before placing it in your pocket, take some time to enjoy these photos of Trump's personal attorney and phones. Don't worry, they're mercifully butt-free.
Rudy, your phone is unlocked. Credit: Erik McGregor / getty 
Again, not using his butt. Credit: NICHOLAS KAMM / getty 
Marveling at butt-free dialing. Credit: Cindy Ord / getty 
Wondering when Apple will release Butt ID. Credit: The Washington Post / getty Previous：Dealbreaker
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