Kenneth005 Archives my greatest friend whom I have never met, drunkenly took a $1,635.93 Uber ride from West Virginia to New Jersey last weekend.
After a night of partying with friends near West Virginia University, Kenneth ordered an UberXL to his home over 300 miles away -- a decision that, according to a Philadelphia CBS affiliate, he "doesn't quite recall" making.
SEE ALSO: Uber driver has a Spotify playlist for every kind of passenger he picks up"Basically, I kinda just blacked out," Kenneth explained. "The last thing I remember was being at the bar and then I just woke up in the Uber next to an older dude telling me I was an hour out from Jersey.”
From there, Kenneth completed the $1,635.93 journey home.
One small silver lining: it was a five hour trip, so at least my dude Kenneth enjoyed a much-needed nap. Other than that, it's like, Kenneth, come on. What else is there to say? Oh my god.
Watch how an old Venus spacecraft tumbled before crashing to Earth
There's a Harry Styles filter on Snapchat but nobody noticed
Nothing can prepare you for the sick twist in this dunk video
Björk wants you to stop Instagramming and go to the forest
Episode 4: The Wave of the Future
Elon Musk: Pre
How to watch the Microsoft Build keynotes
Trump discovers a whole new way to embarrass himself on Twitter
A worthless juicer and a Gipper-branded server
Stephen Colbert's 'Daily Show' reunion was just as glorious as we'd all hoped
Inside the Murky Process of Getting Games on Steam
9 gifts teachers really want for Teacher Appreciation Day
Trump discovers a whole new way to embarrass himself on Twitter
Unlocked Samsung Galaxy S8 now available for pre
The fat bears are already extremely fat
'American Idol' is officially coming back because time is a flat circle
Put your smartphone away, you're missing the entire history of you
Get a good look at Faraday Future's supercar in new video
Best Sony headphones deal: Over $100 off Sony XM5 headphones
Facebook is going to do something about those terrible ads on your website
Facebook continues to ban Snapchat QR codes from Pages and profilesCelebrate National Cupcake Day with these delicious gadgetsThis country went crazy tweeting about sports in 2016KFC Japan offers twoWatch YouTubers give classic holiday songs a festive twistMichael Sheen quits acting to fight the far6 things the Seattle Seahawks' neon green jerseys look like6 things the Seattle Seahawks' neon green jerseys look likeSundance 2017 will have mobile theaters, complete with snacksVerizon will disable Samsung Galaxy Note 7s on January 5GM will test its selfNasty Women's Choir: The hilarious Christmas carolers we need at the end of 2016Wild Siberian survival reality show sounds a lot like 'Hunger Games'6 things the Seattle Seahawks' neon green jerseys look like'Passengers' is a boring mess, unfortunatelyWell, someone transformed her fiancé's car into a chicken nuggetIt's 'Star Wars: Episode IV' recreated entirely with hamstersBlack Lives Matter website hit with more than 100 DDoS attacks this yearChairlift announce on stage they're breaking up next yearThe 'Saved by the Bell' diner is coming to a city near you 'Watchmen,' 'Contagion' PSAs tell us how to keep safe from coronavirus TikTok users' favorite moments from TikTok CEO Shou Chew's congressional hearing Twitter users report slew of new bugs: Disappearing tweets, photo tags removed, link previews gone 'Dredge' is an eldritch fishing game that can be quite pleasant, if you let it I slept without my phone for a week, and now I want a new alarm clock Hitting that snooze button is a relationship killer. Here's how to quit. OpenAI expands accessibility with new GPT NCAA Tournament live stream: How to watch Xavier vs. Texas in the Sweet 16 How to livestream Gonzaga vs. UCLA in the Sweet 16 matchup Bing Image Creator: The AI chatbot can now generate DALL Prime Minister Boris Johnson tests positive for coronavirus The bittersweet necessity of live Former astronaut more worried about dying in hospital than on a rocket 11 easy April Fools' Day pranks, if you need a lil fun to brighten your day Missing bar trivia? There's a coronavirus alternative. 'Yellowjackets' Season 2: Who might die in the wilderness? 'Quordle' today: See each 'Quordle' answer and hints for March 25 Zoom's iOS app no longer sends data to Facebook How to sleep in a bed that's not your own New Zealand puts millions into helping teens cope with breakups
2.8089s , 10098.40625 kb
Copyright © 2025 Powered by 【2005 Archives】,Pursuit Information Network