It's almost impossible to predict how the remaining 27 days until the U.S. presidential election will pan out. But there is ex libris eroticesone person who might be able to glance into the future: the All-Seeing Trump.
The fortune-telling machine, modeled on the infamous Zoltar from the film Big, has been roaming the streets of New York giving its stark vision of the days to come.
SEE ALSO: Large naked statues of Donald Trump are appearing all across AmericaWith fire red eyes and a frankly terrifying face set beneath flowing blonde hair, the animatronic version of Trump spews equally daunting forecasts.
“Look into my crystal ball and see America’s future," it says. "I see a huge investment into a modern high-speed rail system. Very advanced. Very fast. And we’re going to use it to deport eleven million illegal Mexicans.”
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The installation also boasts that "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn’t lose voters," Timereports.
It's been created by a group of anonymous artists, who have been tweeting some of its exploits across the city. It also issues tickets and is voiced by comedian Anthony Atamanuik, a seasoned Trump impersonator, Timesays.
It's popped up at various locations, of course stopping by Trump's yuge tower along the way.
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The All-Seeing Trump also paid a visit to Acapulco Restaurant & Deli, which serves Mexican food, and a mosque in Queens.
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