Another high-profile giraffe pregnancy might be eroticization of masculine aggressionin our future, internet.
You, of course, remember April – the giraffe whose pregnancy became a livestream phenomenon earlier this year. For what felt like 50 years, we watched a pregnant April lounge around her pen at the Animal Adventure Park in Harpursville, New York. Finally, one fateful spring day April gave birth to a son, Tajiri. A beautiful ending to the story.
But now, a new April development seems imminent. During a Good Morning Americaappearance on Thursday, Jordan Patch, owner of Animal Adventure Park teased a potential second pregnancy.
SEE ALSO: You guys, giraffe births are horrifying. Look away."I cannot confirm nor deny the possibility of another pregnancy," he told the GMA hosts.
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GMA co-host Michael Strahan pressed for more information: "So, Jordan, with that being said, if it is going to happen, will we be able to see it online?"
"Are we ready for another giraffe cam, world? You tell me," Patch replied.
Well, are we? Can we handle another months-long stretch of false alarms, conspiracy theories, and YouTube musician homages?
Honestly, yes we are. Bring on the baby cam.
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