All KFC wants is Blonde | Adult Movies Onlinefor millennials to love them. Is that so much to ask?
The fast food chain's latest viral marketing stunt is probably its most explicit declaration of love. This holiday season, people who want to escape from the internet but somehow lack the index finger to delete Twitter can turn to KFC's $10,000 "internet escape pod" for support.
SEE ALSO: KFC wants to hang drumsticks on your tree this ChristmasThe pod is constructed much like a camp tent, with Colonel Sanders' greasy junk at its apex. If that doesn't sound appealing to you, consider this -- it supposedly forms a nearly impenetrable wall against the internet, providing you with some brief relief from President Trump's tweets.
Escape from Cyber Monday with our one-of-a-kind Internet Escape Pod. Let Colonel Sanders and his protective dome help take you back to a simpler, internet-free time. [Link in bio]
According to KFC, the tent is "made from 8 pound high-density architectural foam and enamel paint," which sounds incredibly fancy on paper.
"Even we feel the burden of technology during the holiday season," KFC's Director of Advertising, George Felix, said in a statement. "So we decided to go in the opposite direction and create an anti technology product, using technology, to help one lucky buyer literally escape the holiday chaos."
KFC has had a great year with its fellow kids. In 2017, you can now hang its drumsticks on a tree, use KFC chicken-infused bath bombs, or purchase a KFC branded smartphone.
When the going gets rough, hip millennials, know that there's a brand out there who'll always have your back.
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